Shipping Rate and Transit Time For orders in US:

Shipping Rate Name: Standard
Transit Time: 3 to 7 business days
Shipping Fee: Free

Shipping Rate Name: Expedited
Transit Time: 1 to 2 business days
Shipping Fee: $6

Tracking: Want to keep an eye on the humorous journey of your package? We offer tracking so you can follow its hilarious adventures until it reaches you.

Customer Satisfaction: Our goal is to put a smile on your face with your order. If you have any questions or concerns, our customer service team is here to help, armed with humor and a genuine desire to make you smile.
Remember, at Gorpanix we're not just in the light business; we're also in the business of spreading laughter, one sarcastic quip at a time. So order your dose of humor today and let the fun begin!